Let's talk about sects, baby.

I'm Ashley and if you knew my last name you'd probably make an obnoxious mustard joke, so I'll save you the embarrassment. I come from a cray cray suburb in Tejas, but I'm now spending most of the year living it up in D.C. I enjoy making metaphorical love to my platonic soul mates, passing for a lesbian, drinking chai tea in coffee shops, writing esoteric poetry, being a gay rights activist and laughing at my own jokes. Also, Fitzgerald is the love of my life. Oh, and just so you know, if you have facial hair I require that you shave before reading my blog because I have a slight case of pogonphobia. Grassy ass.

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ingridmichaelson: This whole thing makes me confused. LOLOLOL.

ingridmichaelson:

This whole thing makes me confused.

LOLOLOL.

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    And this is one of the many reasons why you’re my favourite.
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    too ingrid, me too.
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  14. onewildandpreciouslife reblogged this from ingridmichaelson and added:
    I have so many questions. SO many questions.
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  18. pineconecabin reblogged this from ingridmichaelson and added:
    You know what? It...confused too. Someday The Bieber will actually see a vagina and then...
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  20. ilightfirecrackers reblogged this from ingridmichaelson and added:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAA. I remember watching this ad on tv for the first time at Andrew’s place when we were in LA. Everyone died.
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  22. bhumithelion reblogged this from ingridmichaelson and added:
    someday…justin bieber will hit puberty? someday…justin bieber will disappear?
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    hahahahaha ^^ this ^^
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    I just don’t get it
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    Is that the same top as the Marc Jacobs perfume? Am I going crazy?
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