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I'm Ashley and if you knew my last name you'd probably make an obnoxious mustard joke, so I'll save you the embarrassment. I come from a cray cray suburb in Tejas, but I'm now spending most of the year living it up in D.C. I enjoy making metaphorical love to my platonic soul mates, passing for a lesbian, drinking chai tea in coffee shops, writing esoteric poetry, being a gay rights activist and laughing at my own jokes. Also, Fitzgerald is the love of my life. Oh, and just so you know, if you have facial hair I require that you shave before reading my blog because I have a slight case of pogonphobia. Grassy ass.

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mmmmmcookies: “I’m waiting and waiting but no one has come to pick me up” - @TomFelton TOM FELTON AND FIVE GUYS NOM NOM NOM Dear Tom Felton, Please shave. Your almost-mustache is horrifying. -Ashley PS: Totally had the biggest crush on Tom Felton in 5th grade.

mmmmmcookies:

“I’m waiting and waiting but no one has come to pick me up” - @TomFelton

TOM FELTON AND FIVE GUYS NOM NOM NOM

Dear Tom Felton,

Please shave. Your almost-mustache is horrifying.

-Ashley

PS: Totally had the biggest crush on Tom Felton in 5th grade.

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