I'm Ashley and if you knew my last name you'd probably make an obnoxious mustard joke, so I'll save you the embarrassment. I come from a cray cray suburb in Tejas, but I'm now spending most of the year living it up in D.C. I enjoy making metaphorical love to my platonic soul mates, passing for a lesbian, drinking chai tea in coffee shops, writing esoteric poetry, being a gay rights activist and laughing at my own jokes. Also, Fitzgerald is the love of my life. Oh, and just so you know, if you have facial hair I require that you shave before reading my blog because I have a slight case of pogonphobia. Grassy ass.
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mmmmmcookies:
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Okay, so this made me chuckle inside because it’s not the expected answer and it fits me pretty well.
BUT, I can’t post this without acknowledging the virgin/slut dichotomy this is based on and the reality of how troubling that is. Women should enjoy sex with whomever they want for whatever reason they want to and there’s nothing wrong with that. (Source: efrennn)
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