Let's talk about sects, baby.

I'm Ashley and if you knew my last name you'd probably make an obnoxious mustard joke, so I'll save you the embarrassment. I'm a liberal political junkie in a Tejas suburb, but I'm making my way up to D.C. next year to change the world (or at least my eating habits). I enjoy making metaphorical love to my platonic soul mates, drinking chai tea in coffee shops, and laughing at my own jokes. If you have facial hair I require that you shave before reading my blog, thanks.

~ Monday, November 9 ~

suddenlyshy:

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pedanticignoramus:

I will also accept a Lightmate pillow.

THIS IS A COMBINATION OF TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS.
NEED!

Oooh, gimme.

Why is this not for sale?

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~ Sunday, November 8 ~

You know what would be really sweet?

If you took the 3 hour bus ride and were waiting outside my dorm building or standing somewhere on the street on my walk home. My heart would just melt.

But you won’t even say hi to me.

I can’t go through this again. I just want to be friends, despite the fact that I’m in love with you. I just want to be at peace.

I wish you could understand that.

My roommate’s boyfriend is sleeping over. Can you say jealous?

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